[ In the foreground of the video is a tuxedo cat. On a good day, this kitty's expression is what's best described as "comically serious." ]

Poor Little Will.

[ Today, that expression is more serious still. A meticulously manicured hand reaches down, scratching "Little Will" behind his ears. Despite this attention, the feline lineface doesn't ( Read more... )

[ Jagged, pointy TEETH fill the screen, for a moment. The camera pulls back to reveal Grell's scowling face; he is veritably quivering with anger. ]

I'd been planning to enjoy this little holiday. Dress up, and participate in the local traditions.

However.

Somebody says that I'm TOO OLD to go trick-or-treating.

[ His lips CURL! ]So I put it ( Read more... )

...and we will need a sofa. Something simple and traditional.

Pair of loveseats, upholstered in red silk brocade with a rose print. ♥

[ William and Grell got a nice flat, finally, but it’s still bereft of furniture. In an effort to make shopping as efficient as possible, whilst also emphasizing to Grell the importance of obedience, ( Read more... )

[ It's been a while since this fellow posted to the network. He is Grell's alter ego, the mild-mannered photographer "Eric Slingsby." His own expert acting skills as well as a little bit of magic render his disguise very nearly impenetrable. Also, this post is magically, invisibly filtered from certain people from home who know his secret: Madam ( Read more... )

[ For a few seconds, the feed shows nothing but teeth, formidable and pointy. And then the camera pulls back, to reveal the contorted face of an enraged Grim Reaper. ]

NANA YOU MAN-STEALER!!!

Hello, darlings~♥ I'd like to tell you all about my latest little business venture, hn~!

[ Grell Sutcliff has, uncharacteristically, been lying low as of late. Hasn't been creeping, hasn't been trolling, hasn't been excessively bothersome to people on the network. Getting unexpectedly dead will do that to a person. Particularly if that person ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that far too many of you are having far too much fun.

[ This looks like William T. Spears, management division, Grim Reaper dispatch unit. It sounds like him, too. However - it isn't.

Grell had intended to quietly lie low after the unfortunate incident that led to his being dismembered and devoured. Particularly as ( Read more... )

Everybody else seems to be complaining about their current state of affairs.

[ Grell is referring to his encounter with one Riley Ripley. One that reduced him to a sweet sixteen. ]

I admit - there are one or two things that are… inconvenient.

[ Such as - certain boyfriends who aren't interested in jailbait UNLIKE THE REST OF KUROSHIT ]But ( Read more... )

[ Grell's had a lot of time on his hands in the evenings, lately. Too much time. ]

How should I your true love know
From another one?
By his ~cockle~ hat and staff,
And his sandal shoon.

[ He is singing; and sitting on the floor, stiletto knife in hand, on top of a pile of... ]


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[ When the feed clicks on, Grell is curled up on a sofa, clad in his red padded silk dressing gown, appearing uncharacteristically relaxed - even domestic.

From time to time, a kitten crawls across his lap; then toddles off, unsteadily, on its way. ]I never thought of myself as the sort of person who cared much for creature comforts. Such ( Read more... )